There are easier things to buy.

More obvious things to want.

I’ve never been particularly interested in either.

Drink deep, or taste not.

I do not like selling myself* and I find it uninteresting (indeed, embarrassing) to write a long list of my accomplishments, my travel experiences, my favorite drinks or sexual positions, or my physical features. However, I’ll surrender to my bashfulness just briefly, for the sake of love and all that is erotic . . .

*Though I love being bought

After a period of productive dormancy, I’m allowing myself to be found again.

Exploring the margins of freedom, beyond my golden cage.

Bases in NYC, LA, SF, and London. Sometimes lost somewhere in between (I somehow managed to put 60,000 miles on my car this year.)

I’m a dallying post-graduate student with ample charms and curious persuasions. I’ve spent my 20s picking up some frivolous yet educational degrees in the UK, currently culminating in my penultimate doctorate. Educated badly for practical life and beautifully for everything else.

However, I’d still consider myself “Midwestern Nice” — and I believe my temperament reflects this.

Physically? Well, I hope that my photos speak for themselves. I stand at 5'10" with a natural hourglass figure (see Velázquez's Rokeby Venus). My deep blue eyes are the recipient of most polite compliments. If it's important to you, I will have you know that I have no tattoos, piercings, or enhancements. I’ve always preferred original finishes.

You might ask, "How did I end up here?", to which I'd reply, "Catholic school."

Music and outdoors enthusiast. Trained in classical piano but still yacht-rock fluent.

I've enjoyed seeing lesser-traveled corners of the world in the eternal search for novelty (canoe and horse preferred). I sometimes get carried away by my extracurricular interests, finding myself in the strangest of situations asking myself, yet again, what am I doing here? "This", being no exception!

High risk, high reward, mega bullish.

So much for my innocent life!

And for you, dear reader?

My ideal companion is polite and has a healthy sense of humor, and imagination. I will always be considerate, empathetic, and open-minded. My enjoyment is bound entirely to yours, my pleasure to yours, and I will want to make you laugh as much as you make me. I enjoy both passionate liaisons as well as long lasting connections with an established rapport. Time is the most precious thing I possess and I am discerning about how I spend it — I trust you are the same.